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Touche of the Day: Philosoraptor on NSA Domestic Spying Scandal

thedailywhat:

Touche of the Day: Philosoraptor on NSA Domestic Spying Scandal

hoes-nd-clothes:

LMFAOOO 🙈😂😴

hoes-nd-clothes:

LMFAOOO 🙈😂😴

thingsiliketoo:

jamasian-flirtation:

countrygrammer:

Slender treat…

Unh

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thingsiliketoo:

jamasian-flirtation:

countrygrammer:

Slender treat…

Unh

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You know… to me its really a shame that a large portion of extremely beautiful women have absolutely no substance whatsoever.

the-alpha-male:

Honestly I couldnt date a woman like that.. Ive tried a few times. If we cant talk about anything except your favorite makeup, a party that you attended or what lipstick youre gonna buy next, you wont keep my interest… at all. I need quality, depth and substance. simple as that.

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thickbodies:

kushitekalkulus:










“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, im black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy im black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, i’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~paul mooney~










Lmao

thickbodies:

kushitekalkulus:

“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, im black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy im black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, i’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~paul mooney~

Lmao

Jun 9
Jun 9